Tag: jokes
member name: Leslie L.
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November 04, 2008 02:54 PM EST --
The Three Little Pigs
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.
'I would like a Sprite,' said the first little piggy.
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October 15, 2008 03:31 PM EDT --
1.. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND
UP?
AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received . . .
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December 08, 2008 01:49 PM EST --
Christmas Story for people having a bad day:
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and . . .
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December 23, 2008 12:35 PM EST --
MINNESOTA POEM.........
It's winter in Minnesota
And the gentle breezes blow
seventy miles an hour
at twenty-five below
Oh, how I love . . .
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November 25, 2008 10:02 AM EST --
Two Ladies Talking in Heaven
1st woman : Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman : Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman : I froze to death.
2nd woman : How horrible!
1st . . .
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November 25, 2008 04:14 PM EST --
A young man named Chuck in Montana bought a horse from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day he drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some . . .
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October 01, 2008 10:36 AM EDT --
GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER
1. Sag, you're It.
2. Hide and go pee.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the . . .
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October 21, 2008 03:42 PM EDT --
There was a young woman who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness and had been given three months to live.
So as she was getting her things ʽin order,' she contacted her Pastor and had him . . .
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November 13, 2008 10:00 AM EST --
> An old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then
> starts putting on his coat His Wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks, "Where
> are you going?" . . .
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November 20, 2008 08:51 AM EST --
A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the boy, 'Where did you get that turkey?'
The . . .
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October 22, 2008 12:44 PM EDT --
Best Things to say if Caught Sleeping At Your Office Desk...
"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
"This is just a 15 minute power-nap as described in that time . . .
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October 24, 2008 01:32 PM EDT --
Top 10 Signs You Are Too Old to Be Trick or Treating
10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high . . .
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October 29, 2008 11:28 AM EDT --
Halloween Story
A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears:
BUMP...
BUMP..
BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back . . .
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January 28, 2009 09:48 AM EST --
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes . . .
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February 02, 2009 10:47 AM EST --
The Black Bra
> > >
> > > The other day I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
> > > One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 40 years. . . .
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